Via @MyLastSupper
— a thing I just said.
This commentary is like two years too late, but still: I think the only bad part about The Five Year Engagement is that they’re always eating plain cake doughnuts. Who does that?
In an absolutely terrible mood and so I will get in bed right now and pour some whiskey and watch The Muppets, 5 Year Engagement and Forgetting Sarah Marshall back-to-back-to-back.
Suck it, credit card debt.
(Source: song-as-old-as-rhyme-x)
It’s not a toomah!